Short and Sweet Marriage Messages and quotes

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Check out the best short and sweet Messages and quotes for your best half, especially for newly married couple and couple who are waiting for marriage.

Best Feeling in the world is staying with you

  • Compliment on your wedding! Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever!
  • If my love for you were water, it would be as vast as an ocean.
  • Marriage is not only the beginning of a relationship but also the end of a life long search for the other half of your soul.
  • As the trees burst into color and the autumnal season arrives we pledge our faith, our love, and our lives.
  • Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine
  • Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.
  • Marriage is a meal where the soup is better than the dessert.
  • Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention
  • Marriage is a mistake every man should make. Best Wishes on your Marriage
  • Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
  • Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
  • A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor
  • If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
  • Most marriages can survive better or worse.  The tester is all the years of  exactly the same
  • Never strike your wife - even with a flower
  • So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three
  • Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins
  • Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her.
  • Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.
  • A happy marriage is the union of two Good forgivers.
  • Marriage halves our grief, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.
  • To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.. Happy Married Life.
  • To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
  • Men are like chocolate bars..... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
  • The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake!!!Happy Wedding Wishes
  • May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. Happy Married Life...
  • May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment... happy married life!!
  • Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
  • Marriage puts a ring on a womans finger and two under the mans eyes.
  • Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Happy Married Life!
  • Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.
  • Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
  • Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
  • Iove sometimes thought of marrying, and then Iove thought again. Happy Married Life...
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  • I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
  • I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
  • I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid..Happy Married Life
  • A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here is to you, my beautiful bride.
  • A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. Happy Married Life...
  • After marriage A husbands last words should always be OK buy it.
  • The worlds thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled:  What Woman Want!
  • Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
  • A mans silence can break a woman’s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
  • Marriage is a Workshop.... where Husband works and Wife Shops....
  • Wife!I am the book of your life. Husband! Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I l change it.
  • A line written on a Husbands T shirt. ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN... . . . . . . . OF THEM...
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the night. first the ring, and then you wake up.
  • A common Q asked by the married people Is Life Beautiful! Yes, Life is Beautiful.. But Terms and Conditions of WIFE is applied..lolz...
  • Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living...
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying
  • Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: because they are already leading a dogs life!
  • before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, then why becomes silent
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to!!
  • The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once
  • Love had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one dint
  • Fuming Wife: What Is my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
  • Men who do not understand women at all, by and large, fall into to groups: Bachelors/hubby
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
  • Its not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
  • Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished
  • A Good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
  • My wife has a specialist personality and I hate both of them
  • I have been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years
  • Losing a wife can be hard. I my case it was almost impossible
  • Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
  • Marriage still confers one special privilege a€ only a married man can get divorced.
  • I married Miss RIGHT. I did not know her first name was ALWAYS.
  • My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.
  • A man to a friend: My wife and I have a joint account. I deposit and she draws money.
  • The only time a husband is right when he admits he is wrong.
  • When making love most married men fantasize, their wives are not fantasizing.
  • I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her.
  • All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
  • They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
  • A man who says his wife can not take a joke forgets that she took him.
  • A Good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
  • Hubby: Y do you keep reading our marriage license? Wife: Looking for a loophole