Fools Day Funny Messages and Quotes

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           April Fools' Day is always celebrated on April 1st. It is the name given to the custom of playing practical jokes on friends, or sending them on fools errands.

  • This is a New SMS, That is not available in Market yet. . . . . . I told you not available in market, then how it comes on mobile?
  • If today any one talks and praises you for your 1) gud looks 2) nature 3) style 4) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool you before april 1s
  • Do you want to be a real super hero press down dnt became to be fool on april first apil fools
  • Hey you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl? April one you Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
  • I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER: Katrina Kaif Dont get excited. She sent It to me. Happy April Fool Day!
  • You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
  • Hey get ready,my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and you r the 1st person whom I fooled.
  • Ur a flower in english In sanskrit pushp In arabi Zuhra In urdu Gul Dont b so happy,bcoz in hindi your a FOOL
  • I Am sendinG This Fool txt msg . . . . to All Fools . . . . who celeBrate . . . . APRIL FOOL
  • U are a BITCH.Beautiful,Intelligent,Talented,Cute Hilarious,r you smiling now? ? ? ? YOU ARE REALLY BITCH.
  • Am Going To U.S.A...Dont Worry The Flight Is After one Day...Surprised????After to Days its 1st April,U r 1st Fool.
  • Fact1:You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge.Fact2:After reading this,99 or 100 idiots would try it.
  • You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second,dont misunderstand. CUTE means:Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere...
  • I am your girlfriend: Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic. theek kaha na? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
  • WARNING!!!This is a VIRUS...When you turn your phone off it WONT WORK AGAIN
  • Hey you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..April one you Know Why?If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool.
  • Just a friendly reminder-Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April or April Fool.
  • Plz open this after later....I know you cant wait.So Congrats.U r a 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance.
  • This is MAGIC.Press down six times,You can See your PHOTO123456Congrats!You are the First April Fool of Year.





  • You are Sixty James Bond..How..007 into 60 Equal to 420.
  • A Day Will Come When D Whole World Will Celebrate your Name,Ur Fame,Ur Thoughts,Ur Ideas,But you Have2Wait For 11days Till your Birthday;April 1st
  • Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rahay hain....Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy April fool day.
  • Beauti Fool,Wonder Fool,and ColorFool,Amongst all Fools,Happy Fools Day.
  • If a baby is born in AFRICA,what will be the colour of the babies teeth? ? ?...you fool.!a new born baby dont have teeth.
  • U r 20% Fantastic,U r 20% Attractive,U r 20% Loveable,U r 20% Terific,U r 20% Understandable, Inshort You are 100% F.A.L.T.U.
  • i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE you R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes.
  • Phulo ne,phulo ko,phulo ki,phulwari me wish kiya. you are the most beauti-fool,wonder-fool among all fools. Happy Fools Day.
  • Spring makes everything young again except man.
  • April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.
  • I love spring anywhere,but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden.
  • In the landscape of Spring there is neither better or worse.The flowering branches grow naturally,some long,some short.
  • The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
  • The fool doth think he is wise,but the wise man knows himself a fool.
  • A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
  • Young men think old men fools,and old men know young men to be so.
  • A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold,but it is a fools coat still.
  • A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  • The world is full of fools;and he who would not wish to see one,must not only shut himself up alone,but must also break his looking-glass.
  • The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.



  • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
  • Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.
  • Our wisdom comes from our experience,and our experience comes from our foolishness.
  • The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being,but to remind him that he is already degraded.
  • Everything has a day...Every pet has a day...Every fool too has a day!Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
  • Read each word reversely:A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
  • Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence, Smiling in front of mobile means mental, Still smiling!!Confirmed.
  • I Love you , I Love you , I Love you , I Love you Hey!Dont get excited I also Love V,W,X,Y,Z.
  • The time since I have met u,i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars..So,if you dont mind...Can I sell you?
  • If every fool wore a crown,we should all be kings.
  • Oct-2 for Gandhi, Nov-14 for Neharu, Apr-24 for Sachin, Aug-15 for India, Apr-01 only for YOU.So Enjoy the day!!!
  • Advertise Your Bosses Job In The Local Newspaper (Great If You Want To Get Fired !).
  • Scrape The Cream Out Of Oreo Cookies And Fill Them With White Toothpaste on April Fools Day
  • Ring Your Friend Before He or She Goes To Work And Say Im So Sorry To Hear You Got Fired Act Surprised They Dint Know Yet.
  • I Dont Think So ... You Are A Fool But Whats My Opinion Compared To That Of Thousands Of Others ...
  • 31st March ho ya 1st April Fool to Fool hi hota hai. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fool
  • Today, tomorrow and forever There will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
  • U r one Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. CUTE Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
  • Someone.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About you Lonely Without you Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN .. THE ZOO ..
  • Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: Its good to be silly at the right moment. Enjoy Fools day. April Fool
  • So Sweet is your SMILE?? so Sweet is your STYLE?? so Sweet is your VOICE?? so Sweet is your EYE?? see...how Sweetly I LIE. Happy April fool day
  • Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, for Me in your Heart I May come there any time Urs Faithfully, Heart attack
  • In your life, when you wake up and dont see any one, then come to me, ill be there to hold your hand and take you to the EYE SPECIALIST.