Best Funny Santa Banta Messages

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Santa Banta jokes have left their mark in funny jokes, here are some funniest santa banta jokes which makes you lol.

best santa banta jokes


  • Santa the aeroplane is so big. How is it painted banta when it flies in the air,it will become small and it is easily painted.
  • Santa was attending an interview in software company. Manager do you know ms office santa if you give me the address I will go there.
  • Santa reading from book of facts  do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?  Banta:  why don't you use a mouth wash?
  • What is ford? Santa: gaadi. What is oxford? Santa: so simple, bail gaadi.
  • Santa (reading from book of facts):  do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?  Banta:  why don't you use a mouth wash?
  • Banta: why is the police nicknamed  the heart of the country ? Santa: it beats, beats, beats
  • Interviewer: why did you changed your last job? Santa: because the company shifted and did not tell me where???
  • Why did santa throw the butter out of the window? A: he wanted to see butterfly!
  • History teacher asks santa: name kalidass brother who was a shoemaker santa: adidas
  • How did santa tried to kill a bird?he took it to the top of a building and dropped it!
  • My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.
  • Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your id card :)
  • A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea,sea
  • F two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
  • A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk shunk.
  • Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her and one for them together.
  • For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
  • I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.
  • If you really resemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel.
  • What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
  • When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.!
  • What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?  Dam .
  • Boy: what will you give me as reward if I climb Mount Everest? Girl: a push.
  • Q:) what does a buffalo produce during an earthquake? A:) milkshake
  • What do you call a female who never laughs?  Hasina.
  • Why don't men often show their true feelings? A: because they don't have any!
  • Have you heard the joke about the butter?a: I butter not tell you,it might spread!
  • The big tomato said to the slow little tomato: ketch up!!
  • Birds love you, giraffe love you, goat love you, elephant love you, go to zoo they miss you.
  • Q: what kind of food does a race horse eat? A: fast food.
  • Who is the laziest person in the world? A.who invented the  snooze  option in alarm!
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.
  • What do you call a handcuffed man? - trustworthy.
  • Quest:who was the one Indian woman fly abroad? Ans.our sita maata wth ravan to lanka.
  • Teacher: what is maths? Student: mental attack to healthy students!!
  • Height of kanjoosi: bananas house caught fire and he giving missed calls to fire brigade.
  • If you notice this notice,you will notice this notice is not worth noticing!
  • Father Francis from France fried 5 fish for five friends from France.
  • How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck chuck wood!!
  • How many cookies could a good cook. If a good cook could cook good cookies?
  • Sometimes small things in life hurts a lot if you do not agree with me try to sit on a pin.
  • How much is one one = ? . . . . . . . Are you still looking for the answer? Shame on you.
  • Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
  • Q: what kind of food does a race horse eat? A: fast food
  • You are equal to sixty James bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 4 to 0.
  • Q.what grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? A.fire.
  • When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
  • The jogger who overslept found himself running... Late!!
  • Soldier:sir, we are surrounded! Major:excellent! We can attack in any direction!
  • Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many  cheetahs .
  • What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?  Dam !!
  • Who is the laughing stock? Cattle with a sense of humour..
  • Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!!
  • Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!!
  • What do you call little bugs that live on moon? Luna-ticks!!
  • If you really resemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel
  • The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
  • What is that ugly thing on your neck? Ooh..... Its your face!
  • When I was a dog,and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
  • Gravity can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
  • Why is sachin missing all the Ipl matches??? Because he is the skipper of the team!
  • What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side.
  • Wife : do you want dinner? Husband : sure, what are my choices? Wife :yes and no.
  • How do you keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
  • Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370 hssv 0773h.
  • Q: what kind of food does a race horse eat? A: fast food.
  • O fool you are the most beautifool, wonderfool and wolorfool among all fools.
  • Someone.. Misses you.. Worries about you guess who? The monkey in the zoo.
  • Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willng to die.
  • A man l pay $to for a $1 item he needs. A woman l pay $1 for a $to item she does not need
  • Where is an astronauts favourite place on the computer? * * * * * a. The spacebar!
  • What did the cpu say to the input devices? A: you fill up my senses..
  • Common sense is common, but... The use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
  • If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!
  • What is the opposite of  dominoes? Think..think..think.. Haha-domi does not know!!
  • Full form of maths???? Mentally affected teacher harassing students.
  • What is the cube of 13? Its: suroor!wondering how? That is cause..tera tera suroor!
  • What do you call a girl who never laughs? Haseena!
  • Who was the first indian woman to fly abroad? Seeta, with ravan!
  • What is the opposite of gopala krishnan? Its come pala krishnan!!!
  • You may have airtel or reliance conection, but when you sneeze, all you say is hutch.
  • Judge: why did you hit your husband with a chair?  Wife:  I could not lift the table.
  • When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
  • Friend: I have changed my mind... You: excellent, so does the new one work better?
  • Last night was my fault, my wife asked, what is on the tv?  And ....I said,  dust!!
  • Everyone,except me,wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire!
  • Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving!
  • Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A: in advertisements.
  • People say that good friends are hard to find...but that is because the best are already mine.
  • Long time ago...only idiots used.. To read my sms and today,d history continues!
  • Why could not shivaji learn computers?? Cause ganpathiji ran away with the mouse!!
  • I see your face when I am dreaming that is why I always wake up screaming.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue monkeys like you, are kept in zoo.
  • Dad:son,what do you want for your birthday? Son:not much dad,just a radio with a car around it.